Oasis Academy Coulsdon

Right this place is so bad staff will tell u there gonna fix your problem but they don’t and there’s so many year 9s rude to me as a year 8 this skl needs to step up their game. Me and a girl was beefing from may and the school only sorted it out in November. I hate this school I beg don’t send ur child here it’s so bad we don’t even go on trips.

would have been 0 stars, literally made me lose faith in all of humanity and up and leave town. honestly couldnt have gone worse, they replace the bad staff with worse. i attended from 2018 and i have family still attending and nearly everyone who goes here ends up either dropping out, transfering, suicidal, in juvinile, pregnant or doing drugs and vaping. most people from my year have gone down horrible paths and this school did not help support or guide people. they thought by having overly frequent knife arches and police it would encourage us to be smart and make good choices but it only scared us making us think we did something wrong. i know so many people who back in the day ended up carrying because they felt unsafe around other students because we than learn not to trust eachother and it was horrible. the staff were ignorant and so dismissive if you tried to talk to them about and mental health concerns and blame everything on hormones or test stress. my family still go here and most of the staff that were problems for me are now gone but from what ive been told theyve only been replaced with more incompitent and condisending staff but all i can say is if it was my child, i wouldnt let them go here

I was a student there from 2018 to 2023, and my experience in that school was absolutely awful and hypocritical. I with autism hated it and did NOT get along with the students and the staff. The students that I was with were VERY rude and disrespectful. The way they speak and act was just so abnormal, like they are part of a gang or something and when they do something bad, they get away with it. I sometimes get picked on and get bad-mouthed by the students due to how I act and if I show my true feelings, the students will think of me as a cry baby or they will say "That's just him acting like a weirdo" or something that relates to that. Yes, I can be weird and do weird stuff but that is just who I am because I am not the same as these students and I act and do stuff differently and the way they treat me is horrible. The staff were awful and had lack of logic! Especially the principle because she was entitled and ignorant. They didn't help me and how they explain things is not great at all. Sometimes, whenever I speak about my problems to the teachers, they will lie and say the same STUPID sentences like "We will deal with it" or "We will sort it out" and don't do anything. And the way they treat me is not that good. They will take the bad student's side rather than the good ones. The rules were so complicated and had lack of common sense, the services and safeguarding were absolutely dreadful, the school was like a prison, most of the toilets haven't been looked aftered and a couple of the doors were broken, the lessons did NOT help me at all and I did not feel safe. And because of all this, I felt really restricted. And also, some of the staff have been exposed as pedos, hypocrites and other things. And to conclude this, this school that I was part of IS A MASSIVE DISGRACE! The hypocrisy of this school is DISGUSTING! So that is my experience being a student in Oasis Academy Coulsdon.

Somebody called me miss kavanagh I feel so offended by this accusation

This school is bad the bullying is all the time they say they’ll do stuff but they don’t if I’m getting called homophobic slurs I’m expected not to do anything and the teachers are extremely fake and don’t care abt your mental health they just report straight away would not sent my child here also toilets alway as smelling especially men and when your a unisex person u have to wait for a teacher to open it it’s ridiculous needs new staff and a different dress code

This school is bad teacher make fun of u for things u can't control pe staff this one dude he's my pe teacher he was so rude about my condition I walked away he then gave me a 2 hour also some teachers have no filter and are extremely disrespectful attitude problem some of the staff have past their expire date some look too young to be teachers they also don't do anything about bullying and when u stick up for yourself u get into trouble for not letting them deal with it u could get called slurs and they'd says say"we'll deal with it" yet it takes them ages and they don't ever litsen to u they always think your up to no good or you've done something wrong and u get accused of stuff and you'll get rumours spread around about u and its not fair how they treat people I get told thst they've been rly lenient on me and sh!t trying to make me feel bad but if they are thst concerned stop doing it then treat me how you'd treat other students

This school is rubbish I have been bullied all the time in this school the teacher say "we are dealing with it" or " it'll be delt with be patient" yet I get called slurs get make fun of most teachers make fun of u and are rude and have no filter this school needs new head teacher and new teachers half of them have reached thier expire dates some of them look like students and the pe staff there are only 3 or 4 good the others pw he has bad attitude problems wad rude about my condition and gave me a 2 hour cuz I walked away from him after he was rude and disrespectful on multiple times

This skl is so petty that they don't even let you use the toilets in lessons, they make you wait for ages for lunch to the point u starve. The teachers are so bad they aren't even helpful. Miss green u need to sort out ur school yeah cuz I'm tired of the people and their attitude. And why did you ban phones we could've used them but instead u had to use all ur money for iPads and cases. This skl is so messed up and I get so bored and tired of it. Miss Green if you see this I hope you know that I think your skl is rubbish and it really needs improvements. Bye yall

Ok I know I don’t go here but I just wanted to point out that on almost all of these oasis schools I’ve noticed a pattern: they all have poor qualities. I’m not even commenting on this one in particular. (This one did seem like one of the absolute worst though) and also yes I know that all schools have ups and downs, bad reviews etc… But since I don’t go here I rated everything average as I would like to stay neutral. But I’ve repeatedly come across so many bad reviews on all these oasis schools. 🫥

I’m not even kidding you they are so bad they act kind but aren’t IF U GONNA LOCK THE GIRLS TOILET LOCK THE FUCKING BOYS ASWELL SO BLOODY SEXIST MATE I get it girls skip and vape in there BUT SO DO BOYS YOU KNOW and don’t get me started with the shirt signing let THE YOUNGER YEARS SIGN ASWELL then you lot all get moody cause they are Tryna sign them Istg do a better job stop being so harsh like mate no wonder no one likes you pissing myself when someone says your bad cause you are do a better job then maybe you will get better reviews and mrs ahrmad don’t tell my child to go kys you racist bitch x

This school is so bad don’t go guys

Teachers here don’t care about metal health and a teacher has threatened the students multiply times and nothing has been done. Test week is coming up and teachers are saying how disappointed they are in the students for failing. If you care about your kid DONT send them here unless you want them to end up with all sorts of metal heath issues.

This school is terrible the bullying is so bad it makes u want to die and the teacher do nothing and there's only some good teachers some if them are pedos too

I do not recommend this school.
The staff couldn’t care less about students mental health and are the reason for many panic attacks and suicidal thoughts. The school wants everybody to be and act the same. There are so many restrictions like not Jewellery and coloured hair as it’s dIsTRacTING

This English teacher and teachers yeah you need to sort out your attitude yeah don’t give me a detention when your not letting me going to the fucking toilet hope the school burns down luv you all xxx

Worst school ever the teachers abused my child and left them on the stairs getting trodden on

This school is incredibly bad and the kids are Racist Ableist etc. Don't go

Amazing I really love it so much

absolute fucking shithole miss holt go kys racist cunt only acceptable staff is mrs green. dont send ur kids here unless you want them to be suicidal by the time they've started year 9

they will give the most vulnerable and scared kids detentions for small thinks like walking on the wrong side of the corridor or being genuinely late or forgetting your iPad and then proceed to shout at their face in front of a ton of people. And then wonder why they are to scared to come into school the next day.

But then the kids who don’t care about anything will also get away it. If they get a detention and they don’t show up. Chances are they will get away with it. And if they do something. Teachers know that because they will probably argue back and they can’t be asked, they just pretend to ignore it.

Teachers are alright. Some are racist and homophobic. One english teacher is rude and very racist. Shes told students to die, stop breathing, she's threatened to kill them. School doesn't handle bullying well. Always seems to care about other cultures but only celebrate LGBTQ only because of deputy head. Students are rude. Also food is mid and is quite expensive. Toilets are very bad. Doors usually missing in boys toilets, locks never work. Overall classrooms are messy. Many teachers struggle to keep class under control. Have already mentioned this, but school is racist. Many students are judged on how they look, culture etc. They seem to celebrate chinese new year but a day after, the chinese flags go down and they suddenly go back to LGBT flags. They seem to care for other students, but students who are racist, islamiphobic etc only get a warning. Wouldn't recommend school unless absolutely needed. Behaviour is atrocious in classes.

this school is like squid games with no prize, everyday you want to go home and suicide, this school is infested with mid, i was the only peak fiction in this school and was treated poorly, i would’ve rather they called me a slur so i didn’t have to stay for so long, after spending 7 hours at this godforsaken place i felt my inner attack titan roar out amd want to destroy the school grounds and make it a wasteland, i remember when the school forced to partake in humping and crimping otherwise known as dance physical activity. this physical activity was limited to the weaker sex, the uterus havers (women) and the one gay kid, which made me want to gouge out my eyes and eat the fellow students taking part, do not ever enter this festering cesspool, it should be declared chemically toxic from the amount of spray tan and lynx africa that enters the building. the colour of lime green makes my heart thump, palms sweat, and my bowels move erotically from the ptsd of this school.

do not go

They are very strict about everything they re-heat the food they don’t sell it’s disgusting the staff are very fake they act nice but are actually rude the bullying here is really bad to most people draw inappropriate symbols they treat girls 50x better than boys and the boys toilets are disgusting I don’t recommend coming here also if you get caught with your phone it gets taken for 4 weeks?!

This school isn’t good at all the food is terrible the teachers act nice but they all hate us they treat girls 10x better than boys the school only cares about its ego

God this school...

If you are part of the LGBTQ+ community, neurodivergent or deal with mental illness, DO NOT GO TO THIS SCHOOL!!! The bullying here is god awful, the faculty do nothing to provide help or support with anything, the 'jokes' in this school are r slurs, transphobia and homophobia all rolled into one heaping pile of feces. They dont understand what mental illness is. I was called out multiple times in class because I was having a PANIC ATTACK. They dont talk enough about LGBTQ+ representation, and when they do its in a manner where it is open to homophobia and idiocy by the 'popular' groups where they do not get punished. Do Better Oasis, because its now hard for me to talk about my identity to people as i fear people will pierce their fangs into my skin like they once did to close friends who were open about theirs.

Dont even get me started on the toilets and how disgusting they were , 90% of the toilets were unusable due to blockages or the stall door being broken.

Oasis get ahold of where you spend your money, dont buy god damn olive trees over fixing toilet stalls.

The children who revive free school meals can only get a drink or food and can’t get both due to the ridiculous prices The student reception charge 10p for a disposable cup and they refuse to give one most of the time. So some kids won’t drink at all through the day. Unless they ask a member of staff which is no good for children with social anxiety. So some children go hungry. Some of the staff are more strict on the year 7s compared to the other year groups

It’s awful, don’t deal with bullying well at all, always favour the bullies and let the victims suffer and provide no help at all

Good and modern but needs a repaint, they get new teachers quite often and they don’t stay at the school along time, they move to other oasis academies. Some teachers tho have reached their expiry date but some don’t have one, good and is well managed through the organisation hierarchy, average WiFi speeds but great computers, just need to upgrade the yoga books as they are rubbish. Students need to be able to link their 1tb one drive to file explorer.